Archive for April, 2004

Making me wait

April 22nd, 2004

There are times when I have the patience of a saint – today is not one of those days. I am currently awaiting the arrival of some ticket’s for Monday’s Radiohead concert which I bought from a fellow on Ebay. Given that it is now Friday afternoon and the show is Monday night, I don’t want to be stressing all day Monday as to whether the tickets will show up in time for the concert or not. Needless to say that I will be extremely dismayed if the tickets arrive in the mail at work on Tuesday morning. The frustrating thing for me is that the level of communication from my friend the Ebay seller has been less than satisfactory. Now judging by this guy’s excellent feedback rating, he isn’t a shonk who is going to pocket my money and not send the tickets. I just figure that given that the concert is so close he’d be doing a little more to give me a little more confidence that I won’t have to listen to Radiohead on my stereo at home on Monday night.

This is very much like that feeling when you’ve applied for a job you really want, you get the interview, then they make you wait a couple of weeks before you find out if you got it. Scumbags.

Sauce gone terribly wrong

April 22nd, 2004

I have had to hang my head in shame and lose the word “sauce” from my Blog’s title.

This year’s batch of sauce is all but ruined as a result of some quality control errors on my behalf.

Every other year we use beer bottles which we can properly seal with Carlos’s bottle capping device. This year, at the recommendation of my bottle supplier I went with fruit-juice type bottles with screw top lids. I know the people at the shop so they were not trying to sell me their crap… We had some problems sealing the bottles and this was certainly the source of our problems. Everything appeared fine at first, butafter a few days bubbles started to appear in some of the bottles. After a few more days the contents of these clear glass bottles began to resemble some of the first seven attempts to clone Ripley which we see in Alien Resurrection – not pretty. In addition to this, the pressure building up within the bottles was so great that they could be used as Molotov cocktails should the need arise.

All in all, as a chemistry experiment the annual Sauce-O-Rama this year was a stunning success. However as a sauce making exercise it appears to have been a spectacular failure. Apologies go out to Carlo with whom I spent an entire day making this concoction of death. (Mate, it’s back to the beer bottles next year).

Brief Round 2 Footy Update

April 7th, 2004

You may remember in one of my earlier posts I mentioned that I was going to the footy to see my beloved Tigers play – welll boy was I for disappointment. The team was a rabble from the opening bounce and were convincingly beaten by what I thought was an average side. Of course it cannot be expected that one’s team is going to win each and every week, but you would think that the team would at least have a red hot go at winning each match. Richmond’s lack of ferocity was evident throughout the match and it appeared to me that our boys were psychologically as well as physically inferior to our oponents. I suppose that’s what over 20 years with limited success will do to a club.

It’s only Round 2 so it’s too early to complain too much or become the stereotypical Richmond supporter who has already written off the season and spend the next 20 weeks complaining about how crap Richmond are… but I must admit I was really with worried with what I saw last Friday. This week we play St Kilda, a team on the rise who have soundly beaten us in our last few encounters. It’s funny, we have developed a reputation as the team to beat whenever an opposing team has some sort of special occasion – last year it was the Kangaroos game, being Jason McCartney’s comeback match. We had that game in the bag until 10 minutes to go. Come to think of it we did the same in another recent game against the Kangaroos when Mick Martin’s father was on his deathbed and again Richmond was able to snatch defeat from the claws of victory. Similarly, last year we played St Kilda at another milestone game – Nathan Burke’s last game. Perhaps the common factor is not that the other teams were psyched for the milestone/occasion, rather that Richmond ARE crap. This is a concession I am not yet prepared to make. I wouldn’t be a true Tiger supporter unless I held the naive optimistic belief that we are only a couple of games away from turning it around and returning to the glory days of the late 60s and early 70s. Well, I can dream…

Spam

April 5th, 2004

I cannot get over how much spam email I receive. It’s now at the point where over 95% of the emails coming into my Inbox are junk mail.

Enough is enough! Even though I use Mailwasher to sort out all the crap from the legitimate email, it’s still a hassle to spend as much time as I do going through this sorting process. My first thought is to change my email username, but I fear that doing so will not make a big difference as the new address would probably end up on the spammers lists all the same. What do all you fine people out there do?

People who are tight

April 4th, 2004

I really cannot stand people who are tight. I understand that one can be frugal, or not careless with one’s money/generosity – but if you are genuinely tight – then you can go to hell. You know who you are, or the sad thing is – you probably don’t.