Archive for March, 2006

Black Crowes gig

March 25th, 2006

After a couple of attempts in the past I’ve come to the conclusion that I cannot write a decent concert review to save myself. “Effing awesome” simply won’t stand up to critical analysis. But they’re often the first words that spring to mind when describing a gig that I’ve really enjoyed.

As such I will keep this brief and leave the full-on review to those that can. One guy went to all three Black Crowes London gigs last week and I think he’s done a reasonable write-up – have a read if you’re interested.

I’ve think it’s really cool how some venues but up the name of the night’s attraction. Should be more of it I say. I really like this photo.


I’d been waiting to see the Black Crowes for years, so this was a really exciting night for me. There I was, die-hard fan – or so I thought. The gig was, um …. effing awesome … but I have to make the sad admission that I only knew about one third of the songs they played on the night. the setlist is probably not one I would have chosen, but then I’d always end up listening to the same stuff. Reading the review I linked to above, I discovered that they had played a much more “fan friendly” gig the night before. OK, so they mix up their set list a lot. Good on them. The positive out of this is that I loved all the “new” stuff that I heard and cannot wait to give their albums a closer listening so I can get into more of their material.

Many of the songs had more of a psychedelic feel than I had expected. Give my particular musical leanings this was a great bonus for me. There were lots of long, rambling guitar solos – and as you should know, the longer and more rambling a guitar solo is -the more I like it.

Have you ever been to a concert where there’s some idiot who decides to stand up and cheer / sing along / act like a complete knob etc.. without any regard for the people seated behind them whose view they are blocking? Well, every show has one and this was no exception. Now I have to point out that this woman was a good 5m to my right and as such posed no threat to my ability to see the band. She spent a good half of the night standing up, blocking the view of countless people. For some reason no-one pulled her up on it – so I suppose there was no incentive to stop. Perhaps the British are too polite to call people out on such things? Anyway, while watching her in action the story of the teabag and the flag came flooding back to me from the recesses of my memory. In the middle of a rambling solo I found myself thinking “My kingdom for a used teabag”. Here is a photo of the woman in question. A bit fuzzy, but you get the picture.


Finally, a shot of the band itself. Concert photos rarely come out for me, so I’m happy to have had success with a couple. Here is a selection of some of the better shots.


One cool thing which I’d never encountered before was the ability to buy a CD of the concert only minutes after it finished. It transpires that a mob called Instant Live work in conjunction with some bands to offer this service. The queue was huge after the show so I decided to buy online. I ordered it on Tuesday and the 3CD set (15pounds) arrived on Thursday morning. The sound quality is reasonable, and the CDs will be a great momento of the gig. Carlo and David – I’ll be sending you copies as soon I get around to it.

I can only hope that I get another chance to see them in action while we’re here in London. Can’t see the boys making it out to Australia any time soon.

Me and my flag

March 25th, 2006

I used to go to the football a lot back when I was around 10-12 years old. Going to see my beloved Tigers play was always the highlight of my week. So what if they were crap. One of the true joys of going to the footy was waving my huge Richmond flag any chance I got. I loved my flag. Through the natural course of things the wooden rod I used as a mini flagpole broke after a while and I would be devastated until I could source a replacement. One time I decided that I’d had enough and got my dad to buy me one of those metal curtain rods cut down to size. It was perfect! And I figured that if I ever got into a tight spot it could be a useful weapon – the things you think when you’re that age..

Thinking about it there’s no way I’d be able to bring a flag with a metal pole to the footy today – it simply wouldn’t get past security… And with all the feral Collingwood supporters about, that’s probably a good thing. Last thing I want to be doing is updating this blog from prison. I’ve just come across an article which among other things describes the rivalry between Richmond and Collingwood, well worth a read. (Even Reservoir – where I grew up – gets a mention)

This one time (at band camp) , I was waving my flag wildly after Richmond had scored a goal, and the natural motion of my flag waving was cut short. Something had managed to get tangled up in my flag. Upon closer inspection it emerged that the offending article was indeed a used teabag. I was totally confused. Looking back I can just imagine some old granny supporting the other team, having her cuppa during the third quarter – annoyed that Richmond had scored another goal and some annoying brat three rows in front was going sick with his flag. How to respond? Swing the used teabag around like a cowboy with his lasso, take aim and bombs away.

I was devastated if not a little bewildered. Damn tea stains on my precious… But did it put me off my incessant flag waving? Hell no!

I even remember the brand of teabag it was and thus have steered clear Lan Choo ever since.

The reason for me telling you this story will become apparent in my next post.

Just in case you were wondering…

March 18th, 2006

If my last post left you wondering how one would write “Bite Me” in Mandarin Chinese… With thanks to the fine people at Mandarin Tools.com here you go..


Next step is to get someone to teach me the pronunciation…. Perhaps I should ask one of my suppliers in Taiwan? Then again, perhaps not.

Farewell to the old bag

March 17th, 2006

Earlier this week I spent a very interesting 4 days in Hanover, Germany for CeBIT – a big mother of a computer expo. 24 halls, each bigger than the other. I think it took me 30-40 minutes to walk from one end of the fair to the other – but then again I’m no world champion speed walker… As with the last computer expo I attended there was no shortage of really cool stuff to see at this show. In fact there was probably a bit too much. After you’ve seen your 500th different model of keyboard they all start to look the same. Let’s face it, they probably ARE all the same and come from the same factory in China … but I digress..

I had a heap of supplier meetings which were very interesting. Look out for some Brian influenced product coming to a Verbatim near you. (and no, this does not necessarily mean that Verbatim will be releasing any adult or souvlaki themed products any time soon). The whole process of deciding which products to sell is fascinating. It’s not really my job to do this, but I got to hang with the person who does and it was great to throw a few ideas around…

I had a very enjoyable dinner with Callum and Timmi, a couple of former colleagues from Oz, who ventured out to what seemed like Siberia (where my hotel was located) to meet up with me.
Was very nice to see some familiar faces in a very unfamiliar environment.

Whilst wandering around the expo, I was approached by a gentleman offering me a tremendous deal. Now in the UK it feels like a day doesn’t go by without someone trying to flog you something or ask you for money. So my natural instinct was to tell this guy to go forth and procreate. Luckily I fought my instincts and hear the man out. Turns out he works for a mob called Targus who among other things specialise in laptop/travel bags. They had a promo running for the show whereby if you handed over your old bag, they would give you a new bag (their latest whizz bang model with a zillion pockets and a secret drinks holder). Now, I had grown quite fond of my old bag, a promo bag from Primera I had acquired back in Oz once upon a time – so I had to think about it. Logic prevailed and I took up the offer. So I bade farewell to the old bag, and am wrapped with the new one.

The last day of the expo seemed like market day where little or no new business relationships were cultivated. Many of the people there for serious business had already gone home, and they had been replaced by an army of young’uns keen to buy all the sample stock from all the Chinese/Taiwanese ..etc exhibitors. Think about it, to ship 50 full sized PC cases back to Asia from Germany is not going to be cheap – especially when you consider the actual production costs of those things. So rather than get stuck with a bunch of stock which has served its purpose during the show – why not flog it off, cash in hand, and blow the lot on a lavish “last night in town” dinner? I have no idea if such dinners really take place, but there was no shortage of market activity on that last day. Keyboards, mice, pc cases, webcams, display televisions …etc it was all up for sale. I left empty handed. The prices were cheap, but not cheap enough to compensate for the risk that there was no assurance that anything I bought would actually work when I got it home. What could I do, write an email to the company in China? Well, at least then I’d learn the Mandarin for “Bite me!” – if I got a response at all. So no, I headed back to London without any cheap gear, but with the knowledge that there is no real reason to hang around CeBIT until the end. All in all it was a geeks paradise, which as we would say in Australia, is extremely good for football.

Quick culinary aside:

Gee the steak and schnitzels are sensational in Germany. A sweeping generalisation that in my experience is yet to be disproved. Oh, and the beer isn’t half bad either.

Apologies for the mass email

March 7th, 2006

Have we reached the point where we should no longer have to apologise for sending out mass emails? Methinks YES.

As email has developed, it has been more and more common for people to use the mass email as a means of disseminating important news eg: Engagements, parties, births, weddings, changes of personal details and general news that we all want to share with the world.

I can certainly understand that a group email is not as personal as an individual one. But surely people don’t have the expectation that an individual email will be written for announcements such as those listed above. As such, aren’t lines such as “apologies for the mass email” now redundant?

Sure, you could argue the “politeness” line. But perhaps I’m just an insensitive sod who doesn’t see the need to apologise. A mass email is what it is, and it thus serves its purpose. (Stuart, it was your email that got me thinking… what do you think?)